The grand-opening: The awards ceremony!

Bones: Is the microphone on?? Is it??

*bones turns around*

Bones: -ahem- Hello *cough* everyone! This is the first edition of the AWARDS CEREMONY!!! WOO!!

Bones: Today, we will be awarding three medals, to our FIRST, SECOND and THIRD place finishers!

*bones glares at the guy who does the drumroll*

Bones: And we are all going to cooperate aren’t we? Good =].

*Drumroll guy becomes crazed and begins playing the harmonica in peoples faces*

*Bones sighs*

Bones: All right then. First we have a special guest who will help us present the awards. Please join we in welcoming: TINKIE WINKIE from the popular show for two year olds, the TELETUBBIES!

*Commercial break, which includes a teletubbies commercial*

Bones:  All right then, Tinkie Winkie! How do you feel about being here at the PWWAMTPWMGMV studios?

Tinkie Winkie: I feel like using the restroom. *Tinkie Winkie runs off*

Bones: Okay then.. So our first award goes to-

*Usher runs on stage out-of-queue and begins bowing apprehensivly*

Bones: Yes.. Usher.

*Tinkie Winkie comes back with bronze medal, which is given to Usher*

Usher: Thank you! Thank you!

Bones: Okay then. So our second place medal goes to-

*Random person walks in with a slice of pizza*

Random person: My pizza! Or more specificaly, this piece of pepperonni!

*Bones stares*

Bones: SECURITY!

*Security rushes on stage to collect the fugitive and lock the pepperonni up*

Bones: Mmk then. So second prize goes to.. BRITNEY SPEARS!

*Everyone waits for Britney to come out.*

*All of a sudden, Britney comes crashing through the ceiling and into a bowl of rice pudding*

Britney: (wiping pudding off her face) Oh, hi!

*Britney rushes onstage to collect her second-place medal*

Bones: Umm.. Yeah. Well this has been an eventful night. Anyway, our first prize goes to…

*Commercial break*

*Tinkie Winkie comes waddling on stage*

Tinkie Winkie: RIHANNA!!!!!!!

Bones: YES!! WOOO!!! RIHANNA!!!

*Rihanna comes to collect prize, curtains are closed*

Bones: And that concludes the awards ceremony! Good night!

*Bones leaves*

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