1,000 words =]

                                                                                                                                  Answer: The last one.

 

 

I’m determined to make this post have 1,000 words at least. I will be doing lots of talking about lots of very very very very very very very very very very very random things.

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I like oranges. Did you know that red peppers have nearly as much vitamin c as oranges? Pretty cool huh. The downside is that red peppers taste horrible especially as milkshakes. Oranges, on the other hand, taste wonderful, especially as milkshakes.

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When you are allergic to something, such as cats, pollen, or peppermint, it is probably in your best interests not to put that particular thing in your mouth, particularily if that thing is cats. Putting things that you are allergic to in your mouth will almost definetly set off your allergy, and cause hives or rash or something rather unpleasent in the long run. The only time you should put something your allergic to in your mouth is when your allergic to chocolate. Chocolate is worth every hive or rash or whatever unpleasent thing happens to you when you are near the thing that you are allergic to.

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When you listen to a piece of classical music, you can often tell that it must have been inspired by something. For example, a piece about a farm might be inspired by birds, trees and baby cows. A piece about the city might be inspiraed by cars, buildings and sidewalks, but unfortunatly, sidewalks do not make noise. Then there are the more.. original… pieces of classical music, which are inspired by, say, someone beating up a cat. This sort of “classical” music is loud, screechy and generally unpleasent to listen to, especially when forced.

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You may oftentimes notice that the refridgerator can contain many interesting things, and can solve many unpleasent situations. For example, a refridgerator may contain a bottle of water, which would be useful if you were dying of thirst. A refridgerator can contain a pizza, which would be useful if you were craving a pizza, and a refridgerator could contain a basket of strawberries, which would be useful if an old man with a long, pointy stick demands you give him a basket of strawberries immediatly, OR ELSE.

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Ok. Update. We are currently at 387 words. Please stand by while we think of more topics to write about.

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The saying “making a mountain out of a molehill” is quite a useful one, because molehills are simply small mounds of dirt that serve as condominiums to moles, small rodent-type creatures who enjoy eating bugs and worms. Mountains, however, are rather enormous mounds of rock and dirt and cause general confusion and anger. Mountain climbers, who incidentaly are people who climb mountains, could get lost and be eaten by a mountain lion or starve to death, two different countries could fight over which of the two own the mountain, and you could be having a picnic on one and have your children eaten by mountain lions, or starve to death because they refuse to eat the egg salad sandwhiches you packed for a two month picnic. Therefor the saying “Making a mountain out of a molehill” simply means that you are making something as simple as a bug being eaten by a mole, and turning it into a ruined picnic, or stale egg salad sandwhiches.

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Popcorn can be difficult to deal with, because when you pop it, sometimes some stubborn pieces won’t pop, and you are left with four or five small pieces of popcorn in the bottom of your bowl. It is also known that when you pour butter on already-popped popcorn, the butter seems to be attracted to un-popped popcorn, and sinks to the bottom. You can fix this by removing the non-popping popcorn from the bottom of the bowl, but the butter seems to like going there anyway.

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Heres a comic strip i made!

Person 1: Tell her “No.”

Person 2: Ok.

Person 2 to person 3: He says “No.”

Person 3: No?

Person 2: No.

Person 3: No??!!!??

Person 2: No.

Person 3: NO! Not no! NOOO!

Person 2: Right. No.

Person 3: NOOOO! Not no! No no no!

Person 3: Oh no! NO!

Person 2: No. Not no no. No.

Person 3: Not no?

Person 2: No. Not no no. Not not no. No.

Person 3: No?

Person 2: Yes.

Person 3: Yes?! YES!!!!

Person 2: No. Not yes. No.

Person 3: No?

Person 2: Yes.

(This can go on forever, because as you can see, person 3 isn’t that bright)

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Allrighy honorable… people. We are at 742 words. Heh.

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If you mix red and blue and white you get a really pretty lavender, and if you mix blue and yellow with green you get gray. If you mix yellow and red, you get what you get if you add white to pink, and then add orange.. If you add more blue to lavender, you get darkish purple. Adding more red will turn it to pink.

WHICH STATEMENT ISN’T TRUE?

Answer at top.

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Technically, tomatoes aren’t vegetables – they’re fruit, so the instruction “Eat your vegetables!” does not apply to tomatoes.

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Ok I’m running out of ideas for random posts and we’re only at 836! :O oh no!

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Lets see.. OO! How about alarm clocks!

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Alarm clocks are very very very annoying, especially when the go “ring ring” and wake you up when you are trying to sleep. I have tried to dismantle my alarm clock with no success. I wonder who invented them? If i knew, I’d go and kick them in the shins . Also, my alarm clock has a very annoying ring. It goes BLAMP BLAMP BLAMP BLAMP BLAMP and if i don’t wake up it goes BrrrrRRRIAMPPPPP!!!!! And blares out a BLAMP like ouch.

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Almost there! We’re at 953!

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I wonder how long I’ve spent on this post. Probably about half an hour. Oh! Today’s my mom’s birthday. We ate cake. Cake is yummy. Mmmm. Cake. lol. Ooo we’re at 980! I’d better get ready!

*gets ready*

Ok. Here we are at 995. Bye now!

Bones979

Is bored

 

(NOT INCLUDING THESE, WE HAVE EXACTLY 1,000 WORDS! WITH THESE WE HAVE 1,011!)

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