Bones979

The zombies are coming!!!!!!!!!

Straight to the point. First off, I’m eating peanuts right now and I like peanuts. Ok on the the second thing.

My favorite reality show is starting tonight at 8 (7 central, 6 atlantic) called Big Brother, and this is the tenth time it runs. It’s quite like Survivor, if you’ve seen Survivor, even with the *surviving* bit, because they compete in competitions. Losers of the cometition are entitled to only eat PB&J for 1 week. In past seasons, people have actually been driven loony from having to eat PB&J for three or more weeks in a row, due to their poorness at compotition. They also compete in HoH competitions, with HoH standing for Head of Household. The HoH gets to nominate two of their fellow houseguests for “eviciton” that week.  At the end of the week, the houseguest who are not nominated and are not HoH vote on which of the two nominees they would like to evict from the house. Then, the evicted houseguest must leave immedietly. Anyway, it’s pretty cool so turn it on peeps! It’s on Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays at the aformentioned time. Okay on to part three of my rather long post..

MYTHOLOGY!

I’ve been researching Jupiter’s family tree, and came up with:

Uranus (the God) married Gaea. Their children are Saturn, Oceanus, Hyperion, Coeus and Iapetus. Saturn marries Rhea, and their children are Hestia, Pluto, Demeter, Neptune and Jupiter. Neptune marries Libya, and their children are Belus, Agenor, Europa, Aegyptus, Cepheus, Lynceus, Abas, Acrisius, and Danae. Danae marries Jupiter (a different one) and have Perseus, who marries Andromeda. Back up Cepheus, who marries Cassiopeia. Back up to Jupiter. He marries Juno, their children are Mars, Vulcan and Hebe. Mars marries Venus, and have Eros and Harmonia. Harmonia marries Cadmus. Their child is Semele, who marries another Jupiter, and their child is Bacchus. Back up to Hebe, who marries Hercules.

Okay. That side’s done. Now next part.

Back way up to Hyperion. He marries Thea. Easy. Done.

Coeus. He marries Phoebe, and have Leto, who marries yet another Jupiter. Their children are Apollo and Diana. Apollo marries Hyria and has Cycnus. Okay that parts done. Here comes the longest one.

Iapetus marries Clymene, and have Atlas, Pleiades, Hyades, Maia and Epimetheus.  Epimetheus marries Pandora and they have Pyrrah, who marries Deucalion. They have Hellen, Aeolus and Perieres. Perieres marries Gorgophone, and they have Deldamela, Oebalus, Icarius and Penelope. Deldamela marries Thestius and they have Leda. Penelope marries Ulysses. Back way up to Maia now, Maia marries yet ANOTHER Jupiter and they have Electra, Mercury, Dardanus, Erichtonius, Tros and Ganymede.

That’s it! No more mythology! Whew that took forever… Oh well, Big Brother’s starting in a few minutes. Bye now!

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Sweating from that post..

Oh and my awesome fact is: Your thumb is the same length as your nose. Yes, I see you there with your thumb against your nose.

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Your thumb is still next to your nose xD

I’m determined to make this post have 1,000 words at least. I will be doing lots of talking about lots of very very very very very very very very very very very random things.

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I like oranges. Did you know that red peppers have nearly as much vitamin c as oranges? Pretty cool huh. The downside is that red peppers taste horrible especially as milkshakes. Oranges, on the other hand, taste wonderful, especially as milkshakes.

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When you are allergic to something, such as cats, pollen, or peppermint, it is probably in your best interests not to put that particular thing in your mouth, particularily if that thing is cats. Putting things that you are allergic to in your mouth will almost definetly set off your allergy, and cause hives or rash or something rather unpleasent in the long run. The only time you should put something your allergic to in your mouth is when your allergic to chocolate. Chocolate is worth every hive or rash or whatever unpleasent thing happens to you when you are near the thing that you are allergic to.

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When you listen to a piece of classical music, you can often tell that it must have been inspired by something. For example, a piece about a farm might be inspired by birds, trees and baby cows. A piece about the city might be inspiraed by cars, buildings and sidewalks, but unfortunatly, sidewalks do not make noise. Then there are the more.. original… pieces of classical music, which are inspired by, say, someone beating up a cat. This sort of “classical” music is loud, screechy and generally unpleasent to listen to, especially when forced.

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You may oftentimes notice that the refridgerator can contain many interesting things, and can solve many unpleasent situations. For example, a refridgerator may contain a bottle of water, which would be useful if you were dying of thirst. A refridgerator can contain a pizza, which would be useful if you were craving a pizza, and a refridgerator could contain a basket of strawberries, which would be useful if an old man with a long, pointy stick demands you give him a basket of strawberries immediatly, OR ELSE.

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Ok. Update. We are currently at 387 words. Please stand by while we think of more topics to write about.

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The saying “making a mountain out of a molehill” is quite a useful one, because molehills are simply small mounds of dirt that serve as condominiums to moles, small rodent-type creatures who enjoy eating bugs and worms. Mountains, however, are rather enormous mounds of rock and dirt and cause general confusion and anger. Mountain climbers, who incidentaly are people who climb mountains, could get lost and be eaten by a mountain lion or starve to death, two different countries could fight over which of the two own the mountain, and you could be having a picnic on one and have your children eaten by mountain lions, or starve to death because they refuse to eat the egg salad sandwhiches you packed for a two month picnic. Therefor the saying “Making a mountain out of a molehill” simply means that you are making something as simple as a bug being eaten by a mole, and turning it into a ruined picnic, or stale egg salad sandwhiches.

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Popcorn can be difficult to deal with, because when you pop it, sometimes some stubborn pieces won’t pop, and you are left with four or five small pieces of popcorn in the bottom of your bowl. It is also known that when you pour butter on already-popped popcorn, the butter seems to be attracted to un-popped popcorn, and sinks to the bottom. You can fix this by removing the non-popping popcorn from the bottom of the bowl, but the butter seems to like going there anyway.

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Heres a comic strip i made!

Person 1: Tell her “No.”

Person 2: Ok.

Person 2 to person 3: He says “No.”

Person 3: No?

Person 2: No.

Person 3: No??!!!??

Person 2: No.

Person 3: NO! Not no! NOOO!

Person 2: Right. No.

Person 3: NOOOO! Not no! No no no!

Person 3: Oh no! NO!

Person 2: No. Not no no. No.

Person 3: Not no?

Person 2: No. Not no no. Not not no. No.

Person 3: No?

Person 2: Yes.

Person 3: Yes?! YES!!!!

Person 2: No. Not yes. No.

Person 3: No?

Person 2: Yes.

(This can go on forever, because as you can see, person 3 isn’t that bright)

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Allrighy honorable… people. We are at 742 words. Heh.

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If you mix red and blue and white you get a really pretty lavender, and if you mix blue and yellow with green you get gray. If you mix yellow and red, you get what you get if you add white to pink, and then add orange.. If you add more blue to lavender, you get darkish purple. Adding more red will turn it to pink.

WHICH STATEMENT ISN’T TRUE?

Answer at top.

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Technically, tomatoes aren’t vegetables – they’re fruit, so the instruction “Eat your vegetables!” does not apply to tomatoes.

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Ok I’m running out of ideas for random posts and we’re only at 836! :O oh no!

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Lets see.. OO! How about alarm clocks!

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Alarm clocks are very very very annoying, especially when the go “ring ring” and wake you up when you are trying to sleep. I have tried to dismantle my alarm clock with no success. I wonder who invented them? If i knew, I’d go and kick them in the shins . Also, my alarm clock has a very annoying ring. It goes BLAMP BLAMP BLAMP BLAMP BLAMP and if i don’t wake up it goes BrrrrRRRIAMPPPPP!!!!! And blares out a BLAMP like ouch.

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Almost there! We’re at 953!

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I wonder how long I’ve spent on this post. Probably about half an hour. Oh! Today’s my mom’s birthday. We ate cake. Cake is yummy. Mmmm. Cake. lol. Ooo we’re at 980! I’d better get ready!

*gets ready*

Ok. Here we are at 995. Bye now!

Bones979

Is bored

(NOT INCLUDING THESE, WE HAVE EXACTLY 1,000 WORDS! WITH THESE WE HAVE 1,011!)

Today my MP3 plaler’s headphones totaly broke. At first, only one broke and I could hear out of the other, but then the other one didnt work either lol I was like tapping it trying to get it to go.

Too bad anyway. Im gonna need new headphones. In the meantime, I’m playing it loudly without em

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Wonders where they came up with MP3

Yesterday we had such a weird fog.. It was like darkish gray, and it was in the sky and there was a big cargoboat underneath it. I’m assuming that the boat was causing it, so yeah, but it made me feel so weird to have this dark gray fog looming over us. It wasn’t like a cloud.. It was wispy.

Okay so that was my interesting post. Bye now! =P

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Purple potatos from planet pluto

*bones turns around*

Bones: -ahem- Hello *cough* everyone! This is the first edition of the AWARDS CEREMONY!!! WOO!!

Bones: Today, we will be awarding three medals, to our FIRST, SECOND and THIRD place finishers!

*bones glares at the guy who does the drumroll*

Bones: And we are all going to cooperate aren’t we? Good =].

*Drumroll guy becomes crazed and begins playing the harmonica in peoples faces*

*Bones sighs*

Bones: All right then. First we have a special guest who will help us present the awards. Please join we in welcoming: TINKIE WINKIE from the popular show for two year olds, the TELETUBBIES!

*Commercial break, which includes a teletubbies commercial*

Bones:  All right then, Tinkie Winkie! How do you feel about being here at the PWWAMTPWMGMV studios?

Tinkie Winkie: I feel like using the restroom. *Tinkie Winkie runs off*

Bones: Okay then.. So our first award goes to-

*Usher runs on stage out-of-queue and begins bowing apprehensivly*

Bones: Yes.. Usher.

*Tinkie Winkie comes back with bronze medal, which is given to Usher*

Usher: Thank you! Thank you!

Bones: Okay then. So our second place medal goes to-

*Random person walks in with a slice of pizza*

Random person: My pizza! Or more specificaly, this piece of pepperonni!

*Bones stares*

Bones: SECURITY!

*Security rushes on stage to collect the fugitive and lock the pepperonni up*

Bones: Mmk then. So second prize goes to.. BRITNEY SPEARS!

*Everyone waits for Britney to come out.*

*All of a sudden, Britney comes crashing through the ceiling and into a bowl of rice pudding*

Britney: (wiping pudding off her face) Oh, hi!

*Britney rushes onstage to collect her second-place medal*

Bones: Umm.. Yeah. Well this has been an eventful night. Anyway, our first prize goes to…

*Commercial break*

*Tinkie Winkie comes waddling on stage*

Tinkie Winkie: RIHANNA!!!!!!!

Bones: YES!! WOOO!!! RIHANNA!!!

*Rihanna comes to collect prize, curtains are closed*

Bones: And that concludes the awards ceremony! Good night!

*Bones leaves*

This wordpress is for MUSIC cauze MUSIC rocks! Mmk so yeah. Bye!

Bones979

Blazin’! (hah love it)